"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone
ohharvelle: do i watch a new show rewatch another show watch a movie read a book or read fanfiction my life choices are so difficult
batdude: in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL WARD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
angrynerdyblogger: do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
earthnation: DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child; A girl with her lover; Or a friend laughing with their best friend; I realize that even though I like being alone I don’t fancy being lonely.